Which “Fall B*tch” is Your Dog Based on Their Toy Selection?

Y’all it’s almost time…the crispy air and crunchy leaves are on their way. You know what that means, it’s time to transform into your true self—your “Fall B*tch” persona. This year, we propose you also establish a fall persona for your pup.

Don’t know what type of “Fall B*tch” your dog is? No sweat, I took a deep dive into the types of fall b*tches and have crafted a truly enlightening read for you (and your dog). Based on your dog’s toy of choice, I can accurately predict what type of “Fall B*tch” your pup is.

1. The Basic Fall B*tch